spitzer 

A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.

I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.

spitzer by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008

Slizered 

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

Slizered by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

Shittered 

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

Shittered by Aidancook May 24, 2017

little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

little spitzer by bethidee March 14, 2008

spitzer 

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

spitzer by Treasure Island April 5, 2008

slizzered 

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

slizzered by Anonymous March 11, 2003

spitzer 

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.
Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

spitzer by Bob Caron March 13, 2008