Speedo meat 

1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.

'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'

Speedo meat by Dogfrog September 8, 2007

speedo spider 

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

speedo spider by chime57 November 3, 2010

Speedo Bloggerism 

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

Speedo Bloggerism by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

speedo pedo 

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

speedo pedo by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Speedo Verdose 

The condition of wearing a speedo that is very small; this results in bodily harm and/or death.

Did you see that guy's tiny speedo? I'm surprised he doesn't have speedo verdose.

Speedo Verdose by kennybearr January 19, 2009

Speedo peedo 

Normally his second name is Ferguson and has 2 daughters. He is always wearing speedos even if he’s out.

Dave is a speedo peedo

Speedo peedo by Ernie778 December 28, 2019

Speedo-Jerk 

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

Speedo-Jerk by Kent Spent August 18, 2008