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Poon Skankies 

Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE
Poon Skankies by poonskankies July 21, 2010
Related Words

spankles 

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".
1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.
spankles by SinMickey June 29, 2008

shpankies 

Another word for cash, usually in the context of 10 dollar bills and 5 dollar bills.
''Well i have ten shpankies that says you are going to take me to the beach''

''He already owes me five shpankies from last time"
shpankies by His Royal Freshniss January 21, 2011

Spanties 

Spant·ies span-teez

noun ( used with a plural verb )

underpants or undershorts for stanky buh donk a donks(buh donk a donk refers to a rather large buttocks).
1) Dammm woman you need some spanties to cover bubble butt.
2) When Sugar pulled on her spanties there were ripples for days.
3) Jarrett got a huge ass, that boy needs some spanties.

spankess 

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.
Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.
spankess by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

Spannies 

A group of dirty mexican immigrants who attempt to swim across a river, jump a barbed wire fence, and attempt to make a decent living roofing houses. They are also known to compare english assignments often - "eyyyyy, how you doin', essay?"
What a bunch of spannies *points at a group of mexicans in an impala*
Spannies by kbwent June 23, 2009