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The Pakistani Spanker 

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
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Ankle spanker 

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.
Ankle spanker by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

cow-spanker 

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)
"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)
cow-spanker by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

forbes spanker 

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.
A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.
forbes spanker by LostFido January 23, 2018

Meat Spanker 

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.
Meat Spanker by Nick July 15, 2003

wall spanker 

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.
Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!
wall spanker by killah giggler August 21, 2006

Monkey Spanker 

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.
Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.