urban spaceman 

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

urban spaceman by sdv October 2, 2007

rusty spaceman 

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.

Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"

rusty spaceman by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008

the spaceman

when you are in 0 gravity and you cum in the air and a woman
catches it in the air with her snatch......

the spaceman are heros....

the spaceman by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut

This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!

Butthole Spaceman by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

brown spaceman 

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

brown spaceman by rob huxel July 9, 2011

Tiny Spaceman Zombie 

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.

What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.

Tiny Spaceman Zombie by Poopness November 9, 2010

Leo Spaceman 

30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.

Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.

Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?

Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?

Leo Spaceman by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020