Sneaky Peter

The act of wiping one's hand with penis sweat and stealthily creeping up on someone to cover their mouth and nose like a spy using chloroform.

While Jack was watching TV, Steve crept from behind and gave him a sneaky peter.

Sneaky Peter by Kidagora July 30, 2011

sneaky apple 

When a male inserts his adam's apple into a females anus and/or vagina.

"That bitch was eyeing my neck something fierce! I knew damn well she wanted a sneaky apple!"

sneaky apple by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Sneaky Seminole 

A Sneaky Indian except for the fact that the Sneaky Indian giver must paint their entire body (including penis and scrotum) half Garnet and half gold. The giver must also be holding a spear and sing battle cries throughout intercourse.

Wright Sneaky Seminole'd his hoe last night because Wright is a pimp.

Sneaky Seminole by Mark_Sanchez February 24, 2014

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Sneaky Parrot 

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.

His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.

Sneaky Parrot by G-$$ April 28, 2011

Sneaky link

Meet a girl or guy and have sex or fuck somewhere without anybody knowing

Yo rey sneaky links ?

Sneaky link by Uffthatguy October 27, 2018

sneaky links 

it’s a appointment or a “link” that a female or male make so that one and another can meet. no one but them supposed to know. on these “links” most of the time pussy and dick is exchanged.

*texts ex while drunk*

“sneaky links? 🤫”

sneaky links by XGORDA March 27, 2020