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Sneakers O'toole 

Sneakers O'toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.
As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
Sneakers O'toole by Regg June 19, 2008

Sneaker Freaker 

Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.
A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.
Sneaker Freaker by Azza-Marazza October 24, 2009

Sneaking out 

As the boy was sneaking out, he carefully made sure didn't make a peep so he didn't wake up his parents.
Sneaking out by Adam Kaezic June 13, 2008

sneaking jesus 

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
sneaking jesus by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010

Sneaker Licker 

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.
Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.
Sneaker Licker by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

Your sneaker is bleeding 

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear