cock smirk 

a knowing, occasionally involuntary smirk or smile occuring as a result of thoughts (pure or impure) about the boy you're interested in, or that you recently hooked up with

Mario and I totally hooked up last night! And I'm positive everyone at work knew what was behind the huge cock smirk I had on my face all day.

cock smirk by perstephone September 26, 2007

Sex Smirk 

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."

Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."

Sex Smirk by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011

aysha smirk 

When someone possesses the smirk of 𝘼𝙮𝙨𝙝𝙖.

Look at her, I think she has the Aysha Smirk!

aysha smirk by beadedclayrings April 28, 2021

jerk em' then smirk em' 

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

jerk em' then smirk em' by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

Lesbian Smirk

so like you see a girl that is cute and get the VIBES from her so you like look at her and smile a little tiny bit then look away and then look back to see if she smiled back and if she did then shes AT LEAST dte

friend: you see that girl over there?
other friend: yeah.
friend: she just gave me the lesbian smirk, she wants the v.

Lesbian Smirk by nighthawk2295 July 8, 2012

jerk smirk 

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

jerk smirk by westfalia December 29, 2009

victory smirk 

The victory smirk is the facial expression a male does while he is hugging a girl after succesfully convincing or seducing the girl into having sex and it is done before any sex occurs, the victory smirk is done without the girl being aware it is been made, because her face will usually be duried on the man's shoulder or chest. It is the act of private self congratulating were the man says in his mind "I won and smirks ;^) !!!"

As Amanda rested her head on John's shoulder, a victory smirk immediately spread across John's face, because he knew he was going to bang Amanda that night.

victory smirk by Azzzy69 April 9, 2019