Skipping Class to Do Laundry

How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.

"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy

"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.

Skipping Class to Do Laundry by Robert Louis Landis April 5, 2005

Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.

Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"

Skipping Ropes by ShroomBoom45 May 16, 2018

skipping breakfast 

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

skipping breakfast by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

skipping stones by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

Skipping the Hill 

When a person is in a State Of Over-Happiness that even Bad news can't Bring them Down.

Even though I told her that She's Ugly, She is still very happy. She must be Skipping the Hill.

Skipping the Hill by MJmac March 3, 2015

skipping hella ass 

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.

skipping hella ass till the day I die

skipping hella ass by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015

Skipping the gym 

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people

Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym

Skipping the gym by Trillvin December 5, 2023