Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

Skeletons in the closet by josalv3 August 18, 2009

sans the skeleton

skeleton who can teleport and has eats ketchup and also dunks you

Bob: That's a sans the skeleton!

sans the skeleton by asdfasdf3838383 June 13, 2018

Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget

him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

Spooky scary skeleton 

They send shivers down your spine

Spooky scary skeletons are really all the same,

Spooky scary skeleton by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

spooky scary skeletons 

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.

"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"

spooky scary skeletons by efwsr3d February 10, 2015

Skeleton Bay 

Nickname for Pelican Bay State Prison, the California DOC maximum-security facility.

"Got some folks in Lompoc and Skeleton Bay" -- E-40

Skeleton Bay by chris maxy July 12, 2009

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012