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Serial Ex 

The guy/girl who's a complete relationship ruiner. They're pretty desperate to make it work with someone and tend to rush straight into being 'in love forever' with everyone they hook up with, only to break up a maximum of a few months later. They will never even consider that they might have caused any of their relationship problems, and will constantly be on the search for someone 'deserving' of their love and attention.
A: Did you see Tim's facebook status last night? He's only been with his girlfriend a week and he's saying he'll always love her.
B: Lol, again? The guy's a serial ex, I'll give you ten dollars it won't last more than four months.
Serial Ex by emilyppp February 10, 2010
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Serial Impregnator 

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.
K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

serial killer

A person who kills three or more people at different times with a cooling off period in between.

Serial Complainer 

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!
John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

Serial Biller 

An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.
Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.

Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?

Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!
Serial Biller by Hound Dog 76 November 17, 2009

Serial Virgin Dater 

A guy who manipulates and decieves girls into believing that he cares about them when all he really wants is their virginity.

A virgin hopper. Hops from one virgin to the next.
"I can't believe it! Marcus just asked me out!"
"Does he know?" "Know what?" "That you're a virgin?"
"I kinda told him when we first started talking."
"He's a Serial Virgin Dater. He just wants you for your virginity!" "No, he really likes me! He said he did!"
"Here comes one of his ex girlfriend's, let's ask her."

Serial Flirter 

lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"
Serial Flirter by sep24 September 25, 2011