lee hammer says no 

Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)

Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.

You: Lee Hammer says no.

lee hammer says no by b what u r October 3, 2007

Man says him a ting, then him a ting

"You are what you say you are"

Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.

1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

Man says him a ting, then him a ting by Malus1234 December 28, 2010

says you 

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

says you by GutNose November 18, 2014

when a girl says bye 

this means "don't fuckin leave you asshole, I love you. Stay here and love me back"

"Bye"
"Okay bye"

"No when a girl says bye its different, man"

when a girl says bye by desper November 8, 2015

Saiman Says 

A really cool dude who is a Youtuber and makes fucking awesome content and has a Audience that is not Toxic.

Guy 1 - Have you heard about Saiman Says?
Guy 2 - Hell yeah! That awesome dude who wears Pink Shades

Saiman Says by M0E_LESTER November 21, 2020

Joe says No 

A mouse that lives in someones vagina (along with other STDs) that says "No" and closes the vagina if it doesnt want sex. Joe, the mouse usually wants sex because he has low self esteem.

If a man tries to have sex with a girl Joe may say no, but he probably wont.

Joe says no

Joe says No by Bitchz July 9, 2014

Scottie P. says 

An informent of all things wise and intelligent.

A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life

Thats Scottie P. says sign is blowing my mind!
Yo that shit was almost Scottie P. like!

Scottie P. says by Timmy2shoes November 21, 2010