sanity defense 

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.

My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!

sanity defense by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Sanity extractor

The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.

Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!

John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....

Sanity extractor by mrhash101 November 16, 2011

Sanity Fair 

A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.

This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).

Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."

Sanity Fair by Bucko_NZ April 21, 2008

Sanity-ish 

means you prefer things to be simple, not that you are dumb

Damn i wish those tech guys would explain more sanity-ish!

Sanity-ish by Drunk Spoon January 22, 2010

Sanity Assasin 

(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.

That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.

Sanity Assasin by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011

sanity check 

Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.

Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.

sanity check by Failhorn May 20, 2019

Sanity Break 

1. (n) Time away from work or job to collect ones thoughts.
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots

1) All this hard work, I need to take a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.

Sanity Break by DeeTwo December 8, 2012