Croissant Sandwhich 

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

Croissant Sandwhich by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009

shit sandwhich 

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

shit sandwhich by berserker256 May 18, 2003

poor boy sandwhich  

someone who is to poor to afford food outside ones house they eat sandwhichs because they are poor also known as a laner

man that guy is such a poor boy sandwhich (pbs) he always pulls a dam laner when we wanna go out to eat

poor boy sandwhich by DasJuice February 26, 2009

soup sandwhich

Army slang for being severely screwed up aka ate up. See also football bat and hockey cleat.

Private Smith you have failed your PT test for the third time in a row. Son you are a soup sandwhich.

soup sandwhich by caffeine 22 April 8, 2006

meatball sandwhich 

it involves 1 dick, 2 balls, 3 vaginas...you put each ball in 1 vagina each and the 3rd vagina goes on the dick.

Sam(the guy),Samantha, Abby, and JoAnn had a meatball sandwhich in the bathroom.

meatball sandwhich by Douchebag46 October 3, 2010

Boob Sandwhich 

Spreading a girls boobs apart and putting your face between her boobs.

I got a boob sandwhich from Leslie yesterday.

Boob Sandwhich by Chew5Gum November 29, 2011

salami sandwhich 

the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich

i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.

salami sandwhich by knorth January 5, 2008