Meg Sampson

An incredibly awesome singer on youtube, bound to go viral

Youtube fanatic: wow, this Meg Sampson has an incredible voice! Everyone should search her!

Meg Sampson by Anonymous3456 January 1, 2012

It's Sampson, Smartypants! 

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

It's Sampson, Smartypants! by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

homer sampson 

HOMER SAMPSON

homer sampson is the dank version of homer simpson

homer sampson by homer sampson312 November 13, 2018

gloopy sampson 

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

gloopy sampson by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Sam samuel samantha sampson 

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

Sam samuel samantha sampson by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world

U are such a kevon sampson

Kevon Sampson by Brendan August 6, 2004

Ryan Sampson 

Jewish bastard. smokes crack, likes boys and pennies.

It's a Jew!
It's a guy!
It's Ryan Sampson

Ryan Sampson by King Pope Porn March 24, 2009