Dirt Road

"Dude did you see that Laura left a Dirt Road in the toilet today. Must be those diet pills she's been popping."

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Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

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muddy dirt road

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

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when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

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The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.

That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.

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The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

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dirt road swag is like regular swag except it's for hillbillys, rednecks, and country people.

swag hillbillies rednecks swagger

person one: he always wears those camo clothes and work boots
person two: thats cause he's got that dirt road swagg

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