punish the monkey 

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.

After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.

punish the monkey by SammyFP November 10, 2020

punish the pope 

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

punish the pope by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Punish banana

Fap fap fap

Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana

Punish banana by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025

Dump and Punish 

Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.

Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.

Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?

Dump and Punish by NLeggs May 23, 2013

in the name of the moon i'll punish you 

some thing a weeb would yell when triggered

person: "anime is dumb" weeb: "In ThE nAmE oF THe MOOn I'll PunisH YoU!"

in the name of the moon i'll punish you by GarrettIsTrash March 1, 2019

personal punish 

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

personal punish by Ade Crane February 24, 2008

Don’t punish yourself inside.

Don’t feel bad/don’t get your feelings hurt about something.

It’s ok don’t punish yourself inside.

Don’t punish yourself inside. by Jmj20 June 11, 2018