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proximity boyfriend
A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
proximity boyfriend by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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proximity infatuation
When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.
David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.
Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.
Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.
Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.
Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.
proximity infatuation by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008
Proximity Herpes
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
Proximity Herpes by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010
Proximity Mine
A bitch you may think is pretty hot when looking from a distance, but once you get a closer look, thats when it all blows up in your face and you realize, that bitch be UGLY!!!
That bitch is a proximity mine!
or
I eyed this bitch from across the bar, i went up to go talk to her and wow she was fucken ugly! I determined she was a proximity mine!
or
I eyed this bitch from across the bar, i went up to go talk to her and wow she was fucken ugly! I determined she was a proximity mine!
Proximity Mine by HAZE8713 November 14, 2010
proximity effect
When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.
I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.
proximity effect by generator x November 17, 2011
Proximity Theory
Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.
Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!
Proximity Theory by DAO1428 October 23, 2013