australian protein shake 

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.

Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

australian protein shake by rumancer April 7, 2018

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up? by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

protien shake by mike August 29, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

protien shake by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

protein shakers elbow 

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

protein shakers elbow by sheligalo June 21, 2010

turkey baster full of protien shake 

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

turkey baster full of protien shake by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

protean shake 

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

protean shake by Tim Fackler March 23, 2007