post malone complex
post malone complex by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018
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Post Malone
Post Malone by AsswithaC October 25, 2017
two tone post malone
A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
two tone post malone by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
post malone
White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.
post malone by Oros01 July 11, 2016
Post Malone Effect
The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.
(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"
Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."
Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."
Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
Post Malone Effect by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021
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Post malone by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018
Post Malone
An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.
*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
Post Malone by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018