Poking the hive 

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

Poking the hive by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

poking seagulls 

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls

poking seagulls by Sally Hart June 22, 2017

poking ass 

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

poking ass by WestTXLion September 4, 2009

Poking Holes In Condoms 

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

Poking Holes In Condoms by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

poking the peacock 

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

poking the peacock by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon 

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

Poking The Dragon by Mazrb April 19, 2016

Poking your pants 

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

Poking your pants by Captain caulk June 11, 2021