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Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.
I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.
Butt Plums by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Fluff the plums 

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.
Fluff the plums by Ass bag September 30, 2016

Cuttin' plums 

Cuttin' plums by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

Fuzzy-Plums 

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"
Fuzzy-Plums by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

Love plums 

You're mother doesn't eat much but she's always ready to suck on my love plums.
Love plums by pinkphiloyd January 31, 2009

Hairy plums 

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!