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Ethan Pit Stop 

When you remove the butt plug from your ass after an extended period of time after eating Burger King causing a massive amount of poop to spray the toilet seat and sometimes the wall.
(Mike)"don't come back here"

(Dee)"why not"
(Mike)"just don't"
(Dee)"that's fuckin gross, I at least tell you before I take an Ethan pit stop"

Sacramento Pit Stop

Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.
"I hate to do this to you bro, but I have to make a Sacramento pit stop."

mexican pit stop 

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!
I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

Irish Pit Stop 

Vomiting half way through a night of drinking so you can continue your night out and drink more
Got so drunk I had to take an Irish Pit Stop so I didn't have to go home early.
Irish Pit Stop by ProngleDub November 25, 2020

Russian Pit Stop

Roll up to a red light and watch until it is ready to turn green by observing other lights turning yellow. As soon as that yellow light turns red, jump out of the car and do at least one rotation around the vehicle while the light is green (do as many as you see fit). Get back in the car once the light is about to turn red and then speed off.

This is the more dangerous but certainly similar version of the Chinese Fire Drill.
Frank: Dude, Matt did another Russian Pit Stop at the Sunoco intersection!

Ted: Holy cow! I remember when he did a week ago when four cars were behind him.

Maple Valley Pit Stop 

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!