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Phallus Flexus 

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.
Ego sum phallus flexus
Phallus Flexus by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Phallus-teen 

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.
From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.
Phallus-teen by j637man February 3, 2024

phallus and testes 

come and visit my phallus and testes

phallus noodle 

did u see that phallus noodle?

Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves
Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

Quantum of Phallus 

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.
I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.