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paste the tattoo 

The act of your partner cumming on your tattoo.
while having sex i told my partner to paste the tattoo.
paste the tattoo by shadowlover April 25, 2010
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paste-taste

Adjective - def; To completely and utterly butcher a word or words in everyday conversation.
"Man, I don't know if I would want to infratai... infert.... ENTERTAIN an idea like that."

"Dude, you just paste-tasted the hell outta that one."

This descriptive term made famous by the constantly paste-tasting "Original".
paste-taste by AceTW July 31, 2004

Paste-for-Brains 

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.
Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.
We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.
Paste the squirrel by Nick February 7, 2004

paste-eater 

another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.
Watching Star Trek reruns is for paste- eaters.
paste-eater by handyman February 11, 2004

paste pants 

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!
I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...
paste pants by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008