oh shit im out of toilet paper 

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Paesh 

Jenna Marbles and Julien's dog. The youngest one. Will eat any vegetable if it's not an eggplant. Banged his brother once for a video, then 2 years later they got married.

ON November 9th, 2016 Cermet and Paesh got married.

Paesh by audreymish December 27, 2016

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

paper launch by Jack September 12, 2005

Super Paper Mario 

One of the greatest Wii games. Has one of the darkest plots in a Mario game, a lot of lore and worldbuilding, and a sympathetic villain. Unfortunately it is criminally underrated due to the change in gameplay from its predecessor.

Dimentio alone is enough of a reason why Super Paper Mario is the best.

Super Paper Mario by Pie Thief June 30, 2020

Dr. Paper 

When inaccurately applied, a defaming label that portrays people with doctorate degrees as "idiots."

Dr. Albert Einstein was a Dr. Paper.

Dr. Paper by Rosskopf December 19, 2013

bathroom yellow pages 

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

bathroom yellow pages by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016