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having a bubble of air trapped in your stomach or intestines, with no way out, either end. feels comprable to being disemboweled.
As soon as i stopped drinking milk, I stopped having gas pains and i lost ten pounds. I feel so good!
gas pains by vitaminanime December 12, 2009
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round, and they come in pairs 

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.
He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

Period Pals

Period Pals are two or more women who receive "nature's gift" at the same time.

Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Sue: Tom invited me out to dinner, but I had to decline because I'm on the rag.

May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.

Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
Period Pals by Kapu Wolf November 21, 2009

painslut 

Usually a BDSM term. Someone who enjoys physical pain and/or humiliation to great extremes; usually a submissive, but not in all cases. The word is generally applied to someone who 'can't get enough' pain and torture, similar to someone who enjoys promiscuous sex.
What I really need is a nice little painslut; all of my boyfriends have been pussies and even whined when I only whipped them.
painslut by Aileen April 21, 2003

Brad Paisley 

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.
Brad Paisley by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010
A friendship of the ages, only reserved for best pals.
Look at those bros, they really got a palship goin!
Palship by JudgeTurner January 5, 2011