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St. Jennifer’s orphanage 

An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.

when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
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New York Orphanage 

The act of throwing your unwanted babies into a dumster, for someone else to find and "adopt."
Ewwww!!!! Honey this is the ugliest baby you've ever pushed out of your Ham Wallet.

It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.

Community Organizer 

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.
At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.
Community Organizer by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008

orphange dwarf baby

a ugly baby over 5 feet 18 inches
Did you see roshawdas new kid! hes a orphange dwarf baby!
orphange dwarf baby by marybeth =) January 14, 2008

Orphanage 

1. A great place to adopt children with no homes
2. My favorite place to commit war crimes
Guy 1: you goin' to the orphanage?

Guy 2: yeah, but I'm not getting any kids
Guy 1: damn
Orphanage by GhostyBoi666 January 31, 2020

new-orleanize 

to cause destruction, jailbreaks, looting, homicide, and cannabalism to a town or city through means of flooding.
It's a good idea to have flood insurance in case your house gets new-orleanized.

Community Organizer 

noun. (synonyms: Community Activist, Community Agitator, Rabble Rouser, Opportunist, Predator, Jihadist, College Student, Liberal, Bum) Individual who intentionally takes advantage of and stirs up sentiment among certain urban populations with the express intent of achieving a specific radical agenda that frequently produces either power, fame and/or wealth for the individual. Incredibly, in recent times, a Community Organizer actually became President of the new People's Republic of Amerika.
"Hey Ahmed, I just heard that the American infidels voted-in a Community Organizer as President!"

"Salaam alaikum, you mean those suckers actually voted for our Muslim brother, Barack Hussein Obama???"