Guess the Orifice 

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.

Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!

Guess the Orifice by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

fundamental orifice by Mark November 24, 2003

an orifice any orifice 

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

an orifice any orifice by Alex January 22, 2004

Any Orifice Annie 

1.) A woman who will take it ANYWHERE and ANYTIME, with ANYONE...if she could take it in the nostrils, she would and with a smile.

2.) A girl you can make "water tight."

3.) Totally lacks control of her sex drive and/or is a mentally/emotionally unstable crazy-bitch.

"Man, you should have come out last night. There was this nasty bitch and...shit we got her home and she was like Any Orifice Annie with all-fuckin-three of us! Holy fuck! That bitch was wrong in the fuckin' head!"

Any Orifice Annie by Andy & J. January 4, 2008

Back Orifice 

If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.

I like my cow raw.

Back Orifice by SeJota July 2, 2004

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.

She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.

oval orifice by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

tertiary orifice 

Basically, a woman’s asshole or anus may serve to be her third input, or tertiary orifice. A woman, being master of her own body, may deem whatever orifices she has to be primary, secondary or tertiary as she seems fit. For this definition, we have chosen the brown-eye.

“Annabel was both eager and anxious for me to ram my wad into her tertiary orifice. Sod.”

tertiary orifice by Slicematic August 13, 2021