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Opinions are an excuse for people to do whatever they want, like whatever sucks, and settle with less than ideal. Therefore, opinions are for idiots.

Now that sounds invalid because it "is an opinion" but the statement is not actually invalid. An opinion is a taste or statement that exists outside of the realm of definable, measurable facts, and is therefore not tied at all to validity, reality, or truth. This means that an "opinion" is often glorified "wishful thinking". People claim they have the right to opinions, but that's like claiming the right to be stupid. Okay sure, you have that right. It's just going to cause real and measurable problems.

Just because you like something (and therefore have a positive opinion on it) does not mean that it functions, does not mean it helps others, does not mean it doesn't destroy things, and ESPECIALLY does not mean that it is of good taste-- "taste" being virtually impossible to measure concretely, so I shall leave explaining it out of this paragraph.

An opinion always counters honesty, education, and taste in the name of fantasy and emotions. When everyone thinks and communicates with other people with no inserted opinions, life gets a lot more functional and people are happier. Opinions are for idiots-- for people who want to justify any or all things that are less than ideal.
Dick: Opinions are stupid.

Bob: That was an opinion, moron.

Dick: So if I say "the sky is blue", is that an opinion?

Bob: Well duh.

Dick: Well, under that logic, you can't disprove my "opinion" that opinions are stupid, so what the fuck is your point? Mine is that "opinions are stupid" is still a valid and theoretically-functional statement.

Bob. Fuck off.
Opinions by MTPrower November 2, 2011
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Onionism 

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight
Onionism by Jatchet November 24, 2018

opinionize 

I dont opinionize your opinions
opinionize by Albert and Ryan January 25, 2005

opinions are like assholes 

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".
I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?

People who think that opinions can be wrong 

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.
A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."

Opinionista 

A person who in argument or comment
a. treats matters of fact as though they were matters of opinion,

b. considers their own uneducated opinion of equal value to the position of an expert, or
c. responds to a correction, a clarification or a disagreement in a manner more appropriate to personal attack than to discourse.
"I don't read the comments because comments from opinionistas erode my faith in humanity."
Opinionista by RockRabbit September 11, 2015
Things that are the genesis of evil acts.
German Guy: “The world would be a better place without the Jews. Those are my opinions!”
Adolf Hitler: “Make Germany and all of Europe Jew-free!”
Opinions by MikeFullman July 10, 2018