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numbnuts 

mike fraser is a numbnuts
numbnuts by ginger April 10, 2003

numb nuts 

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off
Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here
numb nuts by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008

Numb Nuts 

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.
Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.
Numb Nuts by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012

Numb Nuts 

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.
Pat Kelner
Numb Nuts by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

numbnuts 

A person of such dim wittedness, that if you punch them really hard in the nads that they don't flinch.
That work experience lad is such a fuckwit numbnut.
numbnuts by bikerspice July 10, 2003

Numb nuts 

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.
Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"
Numb nuts by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014