numb tongue 

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.

numb tongue by kmal9er April 2, 2016

Numb nutts 

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

Numb nutts by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

numb nuts 

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality

2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts

numb nuts by nicole April 12, 2004

numb dicker 

Slang originating from Evansville, IN. Reffers to the effects of Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms. They honestly make your dick numb.

I took the numb dicker off and was able to punch my cock without feeling a thing!

numb dicker by Bryan H K February 5, 2004

numb chucking 

From Robot Chicken: Intravenously injecting Novocain into your blood stream so you cannot feel anything and then letting your buddies beat the shit out of you.

Byran and I went numb chucking with Guillermo. Guillermo shit his pants.

numb chucking by [e-mail] May 22, 2006

numb nuts 

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

numb nuts by Gring May 30, 2006

numb suck 

Sucking on someone so hard, usually their asshole, to the point where it goes numb.

Bro, she numb sucked my asshole.

numb suck by 1234bk5678 February 24, 2017