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Nerk off kipper

To tell a person to go away, ask them to leave, request space.

'When I had had enough of his company, we parted ways and I said "Nerk off kipper!" to them as they left'

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To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

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The narrow slice of time that one can achieve a successful masturbation session.

My partner is running going to make coffee, that leaves me a 3-4 minute nerk window.

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A cross between a jerk and a nerd sending online nasty emails.

Cypercork : I've been getting WTF emails from someone repeating that word.

Igo : Ignore them. They're just a e-nerk.

E-nerk by Raven Bishop October 27, 2010

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A nerd that also exhibits the personality of a nerd.

Jerdy Nerk by Samantha March 18, 2004

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A pseudonym often given when trying to give an example. Similar in usage to John Citizen, Joe Bloggs etc

The Lecturer at CSU constantly referenced this Fred Nerk guy, although he never seemed to turn up to class.

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