Negative Wood 

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself

Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.

Negative Wood by darealslimshady October 14, 2012

Negative Infinity Base 

A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the girl codes. This is the base after Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.

After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!

Negative Infinity Base by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

Negative Banter 

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

Negative Banter by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

negative-commodity by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

Negative XP 

Based and Chad artist.
May be an incel but only because girls never leave him alone.
Hot Korean chad.
Slays the E-girls and thots.
His songs and covers are blessings from God.
Knows the real cure for cancer.
Makes incelcore garage punk music.

Closeted gay.
Would beat up Kurt Cobain.
Literally super hot

"Damn, who's that hot Korean guy over there?"
"That's Negative XP, hottest man alive."

Negative XP by Kupid<3 January 17, 2021

negative distance 

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

negative distance by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

negative iq

invisible beam produced by dumb people that makes you feel dumber

all kpop stans have negative iq

negative iq by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 6, 2022