mummy

maisie chamberlain hyde

maisie chamerlain hyde is "a mummy fr" - jake

mummy by jakestoked May 17, 2023

mummy battle 

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

mummy battle by mantion May 26, 2010

Mummy Shit 

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

Mummy Shit by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

Mummy Queef 

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

Mummy Queef by Agent O June 22, 2011

mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.

d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.

mummy fart by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009

Mummy Surprise 

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

Mummy Surprise by JediWords October 12, 2016

Mummy Dick 

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

Mummy Dick by dohboy69 August 27, 2009