piss mortar 

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

piss mortar by Peshka March 25, 2010

Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.

I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

Bricks-and-mortar friend by CO_jcd July 15, 2011

brick and mortar 

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

brick and mortar by JyL. June 11, 2006

human mortar 

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

human mortar by Nireves October 23, 2018

bricks and mortar 

The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.

I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)

bricks and mortar by sadko July 19, 2009

firing the mortar 

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

firing the mortar by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009

pestle and mortar 

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

pestle and mortar by ty187 June 17, 2010