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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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GameFAQs Moderator 

The internet police force on the popular gaming website gamefaqs.com. The moderating staff is made up entirely of volunteer, unpaid members of the larger GameFAQs community, yet most of these volunteers treat their positions as if they're part of an actual cyber police force. The moderators are obsessed with flaunting their power whenever possible, dishing out a number of moderations on average that most forums don't even come close to approaching. GameFAQs moderators are also obsessed with maintaining their secrecy for whatever reason, hiding behind a system that allows them to give out moderations anonymously, so that they don't have to deal with disgruntled users. Overall, this gives the entire forum a "Big Brother Is Watching" vibe and results in mutual distrust between the regular users and the moderators, who act more like corrupt police officers than volunteer members of a message board community.
GameFAQs moderators are amongst some of the most biased, powerhungry and corrupt moderating staffs on the entire internet. Whereas many moderating staffs try to maintain healthy relations between them and their userbase, GameFAQs moderators seem more concerned with being an online dictatorship.
GameFAQs Moderator by rico567 October 31, 2014
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Discord moderator

A person who either takes shit way too far and punishes you way out of proportion for your actions or is actually very chill, respects you, and actually does it right
Ugh, this discord moderator took my dark joke from a month ago way to far.
Discord moderator by Iamacat_media November 8, 2020

Discord light mode 

Something that people like to circlejerk about.
Specifically, how much they hate it.
Kawaiigirl#9387: Discord light mode is so shitty amirite?
Femboy#7262: Yes it is indeed shitty kind stranger
Discord light mode by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022

Creppy Mode 

A meaningless yet beautiful term from
R/youngpeopleyoutube
I like this song, it makes me go on

CREPPY MODE

X Games mode 

X games mode is when you or someone else does something that’s very rare or you’ve never seen in your life. It doesn’t always have to be a crazy skateboard trick or anything either. When you go x games mode your doing something that’s unusual but kinda tuff and funny at the same time.
Some kid zooming through the school in heelys:
Me: oh maw gawd!.. he on x games mode

Your dog falls of your bed and flips and still lands on his feet:
Me: oh maw gawd!.. he on x games mode

Your friend makes a stupid ass song for a science project but it’s lowkey fire but at the same time not:

Me: oh maw gawd!.. he on x games mode
X Games mode by Dboss1121 January 18, 2020

Moderaped 

When your posted comment gets edited by a moderator
Jim: Hey wait a minute, that's not the comment I posted, someone changed it!

John: LOL you got moderaped!
Moderaped by NinjaDogma October 16, 2012