mayonaise dumptruck
Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.
mayonaise dumptruck by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009
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Mayonaise Submarine
A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
Mayonaise Submarine by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011
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mayonaise pistol
Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.
Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.
mayonaise pistol by Chaffee March 23, 2008
mayonaise gargler
mayonaise gargler by james mclovin March 16, 2008
Mayonaise Panties
When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.
Mayonaise Panties by Vashtidog October 11, 2009
mayonaise monocle
A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.
When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.
mayonaise monocle by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003