Marathon duhh
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Marathon Snatch
The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.
Marathon Snatch by MattYouKnowWho October 6, 2008
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marathon monday
Marathon Monday is often considered, among Bostonians, as the greatest day of each year. Falling on the third Monday of April, the marathon provides a race as a backdrop to the biggest day of drinking and legalized hookie-playing found anywhere in the country.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
11:21 AM on Marathon Monday: the winner of the race crosses the finish line and everyone in Boston is already too drunk to notice
marathon monday by eagles617 April 20, 2009
marathon sex
Sex that lasts over an hour, with continued intent; if only an hour and a half or so, partners may only be distracted during sex. During 'marathon sex,' as opposed to marathons, small breaks are sometimes taken, akin to stretches during exercise, which is part of what the 'marathon' is... exercise, for both partners, in every case, though! For it to last so long, mutual exercising, and most especially pleasure, throughout the entire event, are both prime requisites.
When we're going to have more than a few hours alone, it's always nice to make sure a good bit of marathon sex is part of that time.
marathon sex by FlyinMonki82 January 18, 2016
Marathon Fuck
When two people engage in sexual intercourse for longer than 1 hour. Either person may orgasim as often as they can, however the sexact must be continuos and non stop. The penis may slip out and ride the clit momentarily or you may change positions. But you cannot leave to get a drink of water or anything of that nature. Marathon-fucking may cause Friction Burn.
"Tracy wanted me to fuck her real quick before she took a shower but I wanted to take about a two hour marathon fuck".
Marathon Fuck by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006
Marathon Monday
A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.
White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
Marathon Monday by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013