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Dick Manners

The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable

Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.

Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
Dick Manners by LK422 August 29, 2013

fake manners 

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
fake manners by Herobot April 7, 2020

animal manners 

jenny "ben blew his cig smoke in my face when i said hi."
robert "whoa,that guy's got animal manners."

phone manners 

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"
phone manners by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007

Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.
I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.
Bachelor' Manners by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011

Venetian manners 

Aggressive and hostile behavior, particularly towards tourists in popular tourist destinations.
Did you see that short haired, female store clerk scream and insult tourists in Italian? She had a bad case of Venetian manners.