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high maintenance friend 

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone
S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her

Maintenance Pee 

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.
Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

Why maintenance? 

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it
Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
maitena es una de las personas mas maravillosas que puedad encontrar . es muy amable si haces lo que ella quiere. a veces razona con tigo y lo hacen las dos a gusto. es una persona que tiene novios a muy temprana edad pues es muy hermosa. le encanta lucir a la moda y juntarse con sus amigos. su familia es especial, pues le compran lo que ella desee siempre y cuendo puedan.se lleva bien con sus hermano/as.

cuidala bien. no la dejes ir . se escapa facil de tus manos si ella ve que no le haces mucha falta.
no se que mas decir de maitena ella es genial un gran ejemplo
maitena by poliku March 4, 2018

Percussive Maintenance 

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.
Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.
buzz maintenance by Dreamz January 20, 2008