daddy longlegs 

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.

daddy longlegs by Stormsworder April 22, 2007

Chan Daddy longlegs 

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

Man she's a chan daddy longlegs

Chan Daddy longlegs by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Jenny Longlegs

Small, spider-like insect with disproportionately long legs and small wings.

Not to be confused with a Daddy Longlegs, which is a wingless lookalike from the spider family.

Ahhh! Check out the size of that Jenny Longlegs!

Jenny Longlegs by haileys July 7, 2006

Mami Longlegs 

A popular youtuber who makes iconic roblox videos~

Mami Longlegs Is Such a good youtuber!

Mami Longlegs by Mami Longlegs April 12, 2021

Daddy Longlegs 

Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than 8. They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about.

Daddy Longlegs by Toki Wartooth7 October 16, 2008

LongLegs

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look at LongLegs fantasizing about Mercy!

LongLegs by fuckyoulonglegs December 1, 2018

twatty longlegs 

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

twatty longlegs by Smordwith May 19, 2023