Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

Shit Limp by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.

"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."

Sympathy Limp by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

Stiff Limp 

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

Stiff Limp by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005

shrimp limp dick 

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

shrimp limp dick by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

sir-limp-a-lot 

Someone who fails to get erections, even with hot girls with big boobs.

"His name is sir-limp-a-lot, he likes to eat garbage and he has an under bite.

sir-limp-a-lot by kis1618 May 17, 2006

Limpsesgent 

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation

Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob

Limpsesgent by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022