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Latex Lasagna

The act of giving oral sex to a female after intercourse in which a condom is used.
Bob: Hey John! What did martha make for dinner last night?

John: Oh she didn't really cook anything, but i had a nice heaping serving of latex lasagna.
Latex Lasagna by ThatNeonSquirrel. February 18, 2011

latex laceration 

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
latex laceration by fucksoid February 18, 2005

latex lazy 

Being too lazy to wear a condom when having sex with a woman.
" Hey dude, jessica's pregnant and now we're expecting a kid all because i was latex lazy."
latex lazy by steverweeeeeeee December 10, 2008

Latex Love 

Sex with a condom. Doesn't feel as great but it sure beats 18 years of child support.
Ready for some latex love, babe?

Latex Anniversary 

The time in a relationship where the partners "seal the deal" - usually occurring around the three month period, where, if the girl hasn't put out, the guy loses interest.
"Jake and I are going to celebrate our three month anniversary tomorrow!"

"More like your latex anniversary. If you don't do him, you'll lose him."

Latex Furry 

Latex Furry; a anthro animal made of latex, it is fictional I hope, it’s origin remains in a game called Changed, it has sexual stuff in it such as fetishes.
idk what to put here so follow me on tiktok, Cheesepizzak, Latex furry. sorry had to put that so i can sumbit this
Latex Furry by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022