Janitor's Nightmare 

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

Janitor's Nightmare by Derik September 21, 2005

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

janitor's ice cream scoop by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2016

Janitor Job 

n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom

or

n: a name given to the giver of said head

did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?

are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.

Janitor Job by theMXN December 1, 2009

Janitor Headphones 

Headphones seen in movies and in TV shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest cassette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. The janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.

Person: "What are you wearing?"
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.

Janitor Headphones by doodramsey August 24, 2016

janitor widow maker 

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.

Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.

janitor widow maker by Nick2011 September 4, 2008

janitor water 

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

janitor water by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

Janitor guy 

From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.

“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”

Janitor guy by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021