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woman's intuition

The reason woman give for making decisions, based on information they don't want you to know they have.
-"how did you know where my brother keeps his condoms?"
-"woman's intuition"
woman's intuition by NOTaMIME April 17, 2015

Insulin Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy. A man so broke he costs you money to date.
If my insulin daddy weren't so hot, I would drop his ass. I have to pick up the tab every time.
Insulin Daddy by trouserminnow February 2, 2015

insulting 

when someone says something to you that makes you feel emotionally scarred. (insults vary in range of emotional anguish)
if someone calls you gay, and it makes you feel insulted by the insulting acusations of your sexuality

Tactical Insertion 

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

subconscious intuition

One's ability to purposely commit an inadvertent act, without any type of forethought.

The ability to act upon immediate cognition.
Evan's subconscious intuition led him to stab his girlfriend during a live news report which she was brodcasting from Times Square. That was not a smooth move; It landed him 20 years of solitary confinement.

male intuition 

Assembling a gadget without reading instructions, throwing the extra parts out with box, then calling manufacturer and telling them they weren't included when gadget doesn't work.
Sorry I was late. I installed my GPS via male intuition and got to know your development really well over the past 30 minutes.
male intuition by TissPee April 21, 2008