insultian

in-suhl-shuhn

-noun
the state of being oblivious to a direct reference to yourself.

He was unable to appreciate the higher levels of the gag because of his insultian.

insultian by brewerb January 26, 2010

insultainment 

print, broadcast or online content, especially that distributed by a commercial entity, which is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

i told my dad he needs to start watching something other than the o'reilly factor. all that insultainment's no good for his blood pressure!

insultainment by aarrgghh January 1, 2008

insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.

Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

insultation period by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018

insultainment 

print, broadcast or online content, especially when distributed by a commercial entity, that is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

my doctor tells me i need to start watch something other than the o'reilly factor. he says all that insultainment's no good for my blood pressure!

insultainment by aarrgghh January 5, 2009

Insultious 

Referring to intent or demeanor

"I find that biznitch's tone to be a tad insultious!"

Insultious by Geisel February 27, 2009

Insulin Pump

An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.

I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.

Insulin Pump by c-ross June 2, 2007

Insultation

An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.

"This insultation definition lacks creativity, it's just an insultation of an insultation."

Insultation by the pie cows March 2, 2010