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costco important

Self important because they have a membership to Costco.
costco important by Clifee April 23, 2022

importantly 

Means important but used as an adverb
Most importantly, this house is worth only a dollar!
importantly by humanitariangirl4life September 1, 2014

Importanter 

To be more important than the important thing.
Hey I know you're gonna go hang out with your significant other but I'm more importanter. You should go out with me instead

Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"

Potent impotency

A situation that does not seem to be capable of bearing fruit with hidden capabilities
Potent impotency should never be underestimated.

consent is important 

Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.
1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important