hurtin loser 

a hurtin loser is a big fag, these people often stick fingers in their asses, sometime they even go for the whole fist.
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better

EX. Hurtin losers called and they want you.

This can apply to anyting. Another example is

Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter

hurtin loser by bob vila January 23, 2005

hurtin for a flirtin 

When you've had a major lack of action for a while and are needing that sexual attention.

Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.

hurtin for a flirtin by kohlendorf May 7, 2016

hurtin block in 

cool kid that posts montages on youtube. Known for blocking into beds in ranked bedwars (at supersane speed). Cracked at block game

He just did a hurtin block in.

hurtin block in by unsatisfy March 17, 2021

hurtin’ Jose 

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.

“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”

hurtin’ Jose by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022

Dude...HURTIN'

an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.

Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.

Dude...HURTIN' by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010

put a hurtin on 

A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.

1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.

2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.

put a hurtin on by crazycyrax March 5, 2009

A Box Of Hurtin

A Box Of Hurtin Is The 2nd Level On The Hurtin Scale One Level Up From The Popular Hurtin Unit. A Box Of Hurtin Has 12 Hurtin Units In It

Me: Have You Talked To Will Lately Man???
Friend: Yeah Man, He's Going Out With Chrissy Now Dude
Me:Oh, That Must Make Him "A Box Of Hurtin"

A Box Of Hurtin by Bhask December 8, 2010