hoopty squad 

Originally formed by 5 adolescent boys who would make trips to Target in a elder's beater. The group has grown to include 13 Northeast Ohio college- aged men that routinely party together. They have developed close ties and have loyalty to each other and beer.

We party at wards, rons, and the boneyard, basically wherever we can drink peacefully.

hoopty squad by Randy P. Newman May 1, 2005

hoopty stop

When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.

This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.

See Movie: Uncle Buck

We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.

hoopty stop by KRASH! July 26, 2007

hoopty-wagon

A peice of crap car done up to look like a nice car
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers

Greasers:look at that hoopty-wagon
Greaser2:Yeah,what a wigger

hoopty-wagon by ModRock123 May 1, 2006

Hoopty dent 

When a man does anal without lube with either a male or female.

Toddd pulled out his erection and put it in jay without lube and got hoopty dented

Hoopty dent by Gila guy April 11, 2018

hoopty doopty 

A term used to describe someone who knows how to jump through all the right hoops, without actually knowing they are doing so: used frequently in Southern California.

"That Miles kid is sure one hoopty doopty"

hoopty doopty by j.m@n October 22, 2011

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

hoopty ass conversion by lbb April 2, 2007

janky hoopty 

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.

Damn look at that janky hoopty!

janky hoopty by Jaycob February 9, 2008